The Absurdist (Fruit and Cheese Platter Cupcakes)

The Absurdist (Fruit and Cheese Platter Cupcakes)
22 Ingredients
  • 2 1/4 cups all-purpose flour
  • 1 1/2 cups sugar
  • 1 tablespoon baking powder
  • 1/2 teaspoon kosher salt
  • 1 tablespoon finely grated orange zest
  • 3 eggs
  • 1 cup orange juice
  • 1/2 cup butter, melted
  • 1/2 cup vegetable oil
  • Brown Sugar Fig Sauce, recipe follows
  • Honey Goat Cheese Frosting, recipe follows
  • 1/4 cup finely grated Parmesan
  • 1 1/4 cups dark brown sugar
  • 1/2 cup water
  • 8 black figs, trimmed and roughly chopped
  • 2 tablespoons butter
  • 1/2 teaspoon orange zest
  • 10 ounces goat cheese, at room temperature
  • 8 ounces cream cheese, at room temperature
  • 2 tablespoons butter, at room temperature
  • 1 cup powdered sugar
  • 2 tablespoons honey
Chronic Conditions
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Neutral/Ok
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Nutrition
428
21% daily value
19 servings
                                       
                                            vegetarian
     

Fat

34% 22

Saturated

51% 10

Trans

- 0

Monounsaturated

- 8

Polyunsaturated

- 2

Carbs

17% 52

Carbs (net)

- 51

Fiber

5% 1

Sugars

- 39

Sugars, added

- 34

Protein

14% 7

Cholesterol

22% 67

Sodium

11% 261

Calcium

13% 133

Magnesium

4% 15

Potassium

3% 144

Iron

8% 1

Zinc

5% 1

Phosphorus

25% 175

Vitamin A

19% 169

Vitamin C

9% 8

Thiamin (B1)

14% 0

Riboflavin (B2)

16% 0

Niacin (B3)

7% 1

Vitamin B6

8% 0

Folate equivalent (total)

14% 57

Folate (food)

- 17

Folic acid

- 23

Vitamin B12

6% 0

Vitamin D

113% 17

Vitamin E

12% 2

Vitamin K

2% 2

Sugar alcohols

- 0

Water

- 62
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